Drum roll please...

I think the best way of getting my views across about the different countries we'll be going to is to do a quick snapshot profile. The sheer number of thoughts that pass through my mind would be enough to turn Ivan Milat sane, so maybe to save everyone the dread of trawling through my many disparate and loosely linked musings, the following template will work best? OK? Sounds good.

And the first completed country is....... (drum roll please)